Rules of Etiquette for Niteflirt Phone Sex
It has come to our attention that some of you do not seem to understand what we consider to be commonsense rules about phone sex etiquette. In The Rules I covered etiquette for direct dial phonesex, calling a girl directly on her 800 number. If you wish to call me directly and give me your payment info, go read that page and give me a call.
Niteflirt works in a completely different manner from direct dial, so the rules are different. In fact, some of you are new to Niteflirt, thanks to this site, so I may as well just tell you the rules right up front so you can be seen as polite and well-behaved when you call. You boys had better be well-behaved when you call me, so read carefully.
- Don't hang up right away. It makes you look like somebody who isn't capable of listening for 15 seconds. You read what was written in the listing, didn't you? So did your wifey come in and catch you?
- Don't call with less than 15 minutes in your account. It's really rude to have the "Account low" warning come on within a minute or two of calling. Plus, recharging your account breaks up the momentum of a call. It can cut down on your enjoyment, too. If you put more money in your account than you use up, guess what? It will still be there next time you're ready to make a call.
- When you recharge your account, put enough money in for the rest of the call. You don't know how long it's going to take? Well put in 20 minutes. Money you don't use will still be safe in your account until the next time you call. If paying that much money will break you, you shouldn't be doing phone sex. Putting two minutes in each time you run out is beyond distracting. It makes the girl think evil thoughts about you, may even make her want to hurt you, which may cause you to have a different experience than if you kept her happy.
- When the little voice says, "Please introduce yourselves," tell me your name. But don't expect me to remember you from one call previously, or even a few calls spaced over time. I talk to many callers named 'Mike' or 'John' or 'Chris'. I don't have access to your membername until several minutes after the call has ended. If you want to pick up where we left off, or just do the same kinky fantasy again, you're going to have to remind me what you're looking for.
- I will ask a few questions. Tell me what you want, what you like, and what you think is hot. This takes about a minute. I'm not a mind reader. If you're looking for a psychic, call Keen.
- Hang on long enough to say "Thank you" at the end. Don't just drop the receiver. Above all, don't just disappear, leaving me to wonder if you were unhappy with the experience, or maybe had a heart attack and died from the excitement.
- If you had a good time, leave a good rating (five stars) and good feedback. Less than five stars is a bad rating. It means you cared enough about what was wrong to put it permanently in the girl's listing. Lots of girls will block somebody who leaves a bad rating, so think carefully before you do. If you leave nothing, you can always go back, but once you leave bad feedback, you can't change it. If you make a mistake when you buy the wrong pictures, or can't download something you've paid for, contact the girl. If you leave stupid feedback about your own mistake, it's you that looks stupid. If you intended to call again after a one star feedback, don't bother. You've been blocked.
- Don't send emails requesting fantasies you don't intend to call about. Don't send stupid emails full of some incoherent babbling, unless you intend for me to publish them with comments about how dumb you are. And don't send emails begging for freebies. Like I said above, if you can't afford phone sex, don't belong to Niteflirt. I run a business here and on Niteflirt. You don't work for free, and neither do I.
- This is a private school. Gotta pay your tuition, guys.
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