How to call me

Come in, sit down. Why did they send you to my office? What did you do?

What goes on in this Principal's office? Well, when the door is locked, almost anything can happen in here. Wouldn't you like to know?

Come find out for yourself. Once again you can be a bad boy in need of some firm guidance or a few basic lessons, a teacher, my Superintendent, a parent who stopped in for a heart to heart chat, but got much more than he expected... In other words, you're a guy who thinks about sex every eight seconds and can't concentrate in class without my instruction on proper masturbation technique, and I'm only here to help.

Here's how the phone sex thing works. I use a company called Niteflirt for billing. You click one of my buttons or banners to set up an account and put money in it. I prefer you to set up an account in this way, as I get a significant commission when you click through my site, at zero cost to you. If you call the 800 number to set up an account, I do not get a commission. Keep that in mind, I will.

Then, whenever you see a call button is set to "available" or "call now" you can click it. The computer will call both of us and connect us, and it will even remind you to put money in your account if you're running low. MORE...

Click one of these buttons or call me at 1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0756607 once your account is set up.

I also work direct dial for a company. This means that an 800 number rings in my home, I answer, sweet-talk the potential customers into giving me their credit card numbers, run the authorization, and do the call on the spot.

Last summer I made up some rules for customers who call a direct dial company. I still do direct dial, but for a different company. You may find the rules fun and interesting. Or they may strike you clear through to the bone. Memorize them if you need to. They will be on the test.

Prefer to call my 800 number? It's 1-888-282-3089. Have your valid major credit or debit card ready when you call.

Because these rules were so popular, I have now made up a set of Rules of Etiquette for Calling Niteflirt. You may find it amusing. Read them carefully. You should find them edifying.

Don't know what 'edifying' means? Well, look it up, boy! You can't expect to have a woman around to explain all these hard words to you. Didn't you learn anything in school?